Posted by
lobo1776 on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 7:36:59 PM
Dear Auntie RHINO Annie,
Hope all is well with you. Mrs. Lobo said that I should write this letter slowly cuz you read that way. I have been out of town for awhile. My granddaughter was born recently so I was up in Indiana. I would post pics of your grand niece but this contraption invented by Al B. Gore wont let me.
I'm writing you, Auntie RHINO Annie, at the request of the Republican family. They can't seem to figure out what side of the fence you sit on. I told them you don't sit on the side of the fence, but on a body part I can't mention here. That confused them even more ,which prompted me to write you. That and the fact that the family threatened to pummel me if I didn't.
You see, you have been campaigning for governor since January, but we still don't know what you stand for. You haven't told us what you're platform is, where you stand on the issues, or even, where you get those dang awful clothes you wear. Nuthin!!!! The only thing the family ever hears from you is what a terrible job Uncle Gov. Ernie did and how we need to elect you because you have a better chance at winning. Now we all know Uncle Gov. Ernie did some bad things, but that still doesn't answer the question on all our minds which is if you win in the family primary in May, and win the governorship in November, exactly what are you going to do.
Now to be fair, we do know some things you stand for. We know you are against a state wind smoking ban, you were at first against the tobacco buy out but then changed your mind and, more importantly, you are anti-NRA. We all know that these things play well in Louisville. When I reminded the family of these things that you stand for, they pummeled me again. Those aren't the important issues in Kentucky today, they yelled. Cousin Bubba from Logan County wants to know what you plan to do with the budget surplus, and will you work to repeal the unfair Alternative Minimum Tax, and what you plan on doing to make education better in Kentucky. So those things are important to Cousin Bubba. He wants to see most of the surplus returned to the people in the form of tax breaks while spending some of it to better schools.(Cousin Bubba, you remember, lately has taken a great interest in the Kentucky school system considering how his son, Bubba Billy Bob, is now in his 5th year of 4th grade.)
Brother Freeman, the church's pastor, wants to know if you support SB 152. You remember SB 152. Remember how, in 2004, 75% of Kentuckians voted to approve a constitutional amendment defining marriage as between a man and a woman. The University of Louisville wanted to grant medical benefits to it's gay employees so it changed the name from "same sex partners" to "domestic partners". SB 152 would "would prohibit all state agencies, including universities, from creating a new legal entity called “domestic partner” for the purpose of giving health insurance benefits." So where do you stand on that one, Auntie?
In conclusion, Auntie RHINO Annie, you're kinda leaving the family in a Kentucky fog. You didn't help matters either when you and Uncle Gov. Ernie got into that big fight Sunday night. The only thing you could keep harping on was what Uncle Gov. Ernie did wrong and how his numbers are low and he can't win. You never said what you're ideas are or in what direction you wanted to see the state. Same old song, Uncle Gov. Ernie is the wrong man on the ticket, he can't win and ...and, haven't we HAD ENOUGH?
HAD ENOUGH? Wasn't that the same slogan the Democrat's used in 2006? Auntie, you're not? You don't mean to say you're a...? NAHHHHH...she couldn't be, could she?
Sincerely Yours,
The WOLF's DEN