Posted by
lobo1776 on Sunday, February 04, 2007 10:07:10 AM
Doug Giles in his column, "It's time for Conservatives to take comedy seriously" laments that there are no conservative comedians. We are all too uptight and somber about things. Well, let me be the first to volunteer my services. Here's a joke to get your Super Bowl Sunday started:
"One sunny Spring day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside
here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day,
the same man approached the White House and said to the same
Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday,
Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."
The man thanked him and again walked away . . . The third day, the
same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same
Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked
at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have
been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already
several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't
reside here. What don't you understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing
your answer!" The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and
said, "Yes sir, see you tomorrow."
HA!!! I kill me!!! I'll be here all week folks, thanks for stopping by.